The two of them laughed together, bonded over the most ridiculous situation for a moment.īut then Jason turned serious. “Did you say there was one in the Prius glovebox?” Percy barked out a laugh. “Dude! What are the chances?” Jason shook his head, still chuckling quietly. Percy cracked a smile, disbelieving. “You’re kidding.” “No, no,” Jason wheezed, gripping Percy’s arm and pulling himself up. “I’m laughing because - oh, gods, this is embarrassing - the exact same thing happened to Piper and I.” I’m just going to go get a spare from my glovebox and -” Percy scowled. “Oh yeah, ha ha, very funny, thanks for laughing at my pain. But then he realised that he was laughing too hard to stand up straight. Jason doubled over, and at first Percy thought he’d given him a heart attack. “- I forgot to bring a condom into the tent and -” Jason clapped a hand to his mouth in a gesture strongly reminiscent of Hazel. “Oh, gods, no, stop. We were… we were making out and things sort of escalated and -” “What do you mean, ‘sort of the exact opposite’?” Percy scoffed. “I haven’t done anything to piss her off, thank you! In fact, it’s sort of the exact opposite.” “What’d you do to piss Annabeth off now?”
Suddenly it was Percy’s turn to display his terrible lying skills. “Ah, I was - looking for a - uhm -” “Yeah, a drink! What are you doing out here, anyway?” Maybe it was Percy’s eyes adjusting to the dark, or maybe Jason’s blush was really just that fierce, but Percy could see him going pink. “I - uh - needed a - a drink.” “No, you ran into me! What are you even doing out here, anyway?” “ You ran into me!” Jason said, clearly affronted. Percy reeled back, lifting the foot Jason had stepped on and hopping up and down for a few seconds.
However after a bit of searching the find one in Perfy's glovebox and have a full on war for itĪs if being pushed out of his tent in nothing but his boxers wasn’t bad enough, slamming into a similarly dressed Jason in the dark really elevated the situation from ‘embarrassing’ to ‘mortifying’. Anonymous asked: Percabeth and Jiper going camping together but of course Percy and Jason forget condoms.
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